The saying “9 months up, 9 months down” is just a cute thing to tell new mothers.
I have a love/hate relationship with my scale. Currently we are in love.
Babies will always be attracted to cords and computer towers.
Nothing makes a tired parent jump up faster than a baby with a cord almost in their mouth.
Cleaning out your closet can be very therapeutic.
Babies who can stand up in their crib take longer to fall asleep.
The stomach bug doesn’t always have to hit everyone in the house.
Having church in a school gym with no nursery makes a mobile baby (and his mom) very antsy.
Drama was more fun in high school than now.
I no longer care if people can hear me singing.
You can, in fact get a tan if you wear sunscreen.
It took me an extra long time to figure out how to spell “sunscreen.”