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Archive for the ‘Comedy’ Category

May-24-2009

Great stupidity

Posted by flooter under Comedy, Fun times

This is about the best stupidity I’ve seen:

Check out this new YouTube site:

TV shows and movies, (Crackle, CBS, MGM, Lionsgate, Starz).  Best of all ALF:  

http://www.youtube.com/shows 

Mar-13-2009

This is why you’re fat

Posted by flooter under Comedy, Fun times

Where dreams become heart attacks.

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/

Feb-15-2009

Fun loot

Posted by flooter under Comedy, Fun times

If you have trouble using Google, here is the site for you:

Google for Dummies

(hint: Search for something and then click on the “go” button that appears under the link.)

 

And here is some weirdness:

Who has time for this?

 

And here are some facts and figures about Valentine’s Day for your Valentine’s Day reading pleasure:

  • The lovers’ holiday traces its roots to raucous annual Roman festivals where men stripped naked, grabbed goat- or dog-skin whips, and spanked young maidens in hopes of increasing their fertility.
  • In the Middle Ages, there was a belief that the first unmarried person of the opposite sex you met on the morning of St. Valentine’s Day would become your spouse.
  • Hallmark began selling cards in 1913. Since then the market for Valentine’s Day cards has increased beyond lovers to include parents, children, siblings, and friends.
  • Americans will spend about $14.7 billion in retail sales on Valentine’s Day in the United States.
  • The average U.S. consumer is expected to spend $103 on Valentine’s Day gifts, meals, and entertainment, down from $123 per person in 2008. (from seattlepi)
Oct-6-2008

Good times w/ aging software

Posted by flooter under Comedy, Free stuff, Fun times

Look like your Uncle:

http://www.yearbookyourself.com/

Aug-16-2008

When you just need to say “more”

Posted by flooter under Comedy, Fun times

Text can betray your feelings and intonation.  So next time you pen a sensitive issue, make sure you make yourself “clear” by adding quotation marks as needed:

More at this floot:

The “Blog” of “Unnecessary” Quotation Marks
misinterpreting bad punctuation since 2005

Jul-28-2008

Engrish as a another language

Posted by flooter under Comedy

Here are some amazing attempts of people trying to translate on their own.  You’re sure to get a laugh.

 Engrish